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T.O.P.S. #135

Submitted by billing@newslj.com on 5 May 2025

First United Methodist Church, 23 N Seneca Ave

Weight loss is a marathon, not a sprint. It’s like trying to change your favorite pair of jeans into yoga pants—slow but steady. Some days you’ll feel like giving up, but remember: persistence is key. Small, consistent efforts lead to big results. Just keep going, one healthy step at a time!

Dominoes

Submitted by billing@newslj.com on 5 May 2025

Weston County Senior Center, 627 Pine Street

Dominoes: where you carefully place tiles and pretend you're a master strategist, only to watch your entire plan crumble because your opponent pulled a double six out of nowhere. It's like playing hide-and-seek with fate—only instead of hiding, you're desperately hoping your next move doesn’t end in disaster!

Bridge

Submitted by billing@newslj.com on 5 May 2025

Weston County Senior Center, 627 Pine Street

Playing bridge with friends is like being in a comedy show. The cards are dramatic, the bids are confusing, and everyone’s pretending they know what’s going on. I swear, the only thing we’re winning is confusion—unless someone has a “joker” up their sleeve!

Story Time

Submitted by billing@newslj.com on 5 May 2025

Weston County Library, 23 W Main Street

Come and join us for weekly story time at the library! Enjoy fun stories, songs, and interactive activities that spark imagination and foster a love for reading. Perfect for children of all ages. Bring your little ones to explore new worlds and make new friends every week!

Alcoholics Anonymous

Submitted by billing@newslj.com on 5 May 2025

Weston County Senior Center, 627 Pine Street

Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) is a global, fellowship-based support group for individuals struggling with alcohol addiction. Through a 12-step program, AA encourages personal responsibility, spiritual growth, and mutual support. Meetings provide a safe space for sharing experiences, offering hope, and promoting recovery, with an emphasis on anonymity and non-judgment.

Computer Clinic

Submitted by billing@newslj.com on 5 May 2025

Weston County Senior Center, 627 Pine St.

In computer class, we learned about “byte”-sized pieces of wisdom. The teacher said, “If your computer crashes, it’s probably just a bit of stress.” We spent the rest of the class trying to figure out if that was a glitch in the lesson or just a byte of humor!

Exercise Class

Submitted by billing@newslj.com on 5 May 2025

Weston County Senior Center, 627 Pine Street

Welcome to "Sweat and Giggles"! Get ready for a workout full of awkward moves and questionable dance routines. We’ll tone those muscles with dramatic lunges and totally-not-coordinated squats. Forget perfect form, we’re here for laughs and burning those calories... and maybe a few bad dance moves!

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