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Lions Club

Submitted by billing@newslj.com on 2 June 2025

Weston County Senior Center, 627 Pine Street

The Lions Club is well known for their work with sight-related issues, having started their work on vision care and blindness prevention. Lions help provide vision screenings, donate eyeglasses, and support blindness prevention programs. The slogan of the Lions Club is "We Serve," highlighting the core value of volunteering and community service.

Cribbage

Submitted by billing@newslj.com on 2 June 2025

Weston County Senior Center, 627 Pine Street

Cribbage: the only game where counting to 31 feels like rocket science and saying "fifteen-two" makes you sound like a math wizard. Watch out for sneaky peggers and that smug friend who always "just happened" to cut a Jack. It’s strategy, luck, and occasional table-flipping fun. Peg on, champion!

GiGi's Closet

Submitted by billing@newslj.com on 2 June 2025

First United Methodist Church, 23 N Seneca Ave

Gently used clothing: because who needs brand-new when you can rock a shirt with character? These clothes have been around the block, but they’re still stylish, comfy, and ready for their next adventure. Think of it as “vintage,” not “used.” Fashion with a story to tell!

Toenail Clinic

Submitted by billing@newslj.com on 2 June 2025

Weston County Senior Center, 627 Pine Street

Visit the toenail clinic for expert care and healthier feet!  Regular trims help prevent ingrown nails, infections, and discomfort. We ensure your nails are cut safely and properly. Enjoy healthy feet that keep you comfortable and mobile.

Exercise Class

Submitted by billing@newslj.com on 2 June 2025

Weston County Senior Center, 627 Pine Street

Welcome to exercise class—where sweat is sparkle and grunts are the music of progress! If you're flailing, you're doing it right. Forgot the steps? Just shimmy with confidence. Remember, every drop of sweat is your fat crying. Let's make those calories regret ever meeting you. You’re crushing it, champ!

Wellness Wednesday

Submitted by billing@newslj.com on 2 June 2025

Upton Medical Clinic, 717 Pine Street, Upton

Our wellness clinic offers comprehensive care with a focus on prevention, diagnosis, and treatment. From routine check-ups to specialized services, we prioritize your health and well-being. Our compassionate team is here to provide expert care, support, and guidance to help you live a healthier, happier life.

Wellness Wednesday

Submitted by billing@newslj.com on 2 June 2025

Weston County Health Services, 1124 Washington Blvd.

Our wellness clinic offers comprehensive care with a focus on prevention, diagnosis, and treatment. From routine check-ups to specialized services, we prioritize your health and well-being. Our compassionate team is here to provide expert care, support, and guidance to help you live a healthier, happier life.

T.O.P.S. #135

Submitted by billing@newslj.com on 2 June 2025

First United Methodist Church, 23 N Seneca Ave

Losing weight? Think of it as evicting stubborn tenants from your body—they’ve overstayed their welcome! Every salad is a victory, every squat a tiny rebellion. Just remember: progress, not perfection. And if the scale mocks you, hide it in the closet—it’s clearly having an off day. You’ve got this!

Dominoes

Submitted by billing@newslj.com on 2 June 2025

Weston County Senior Center, 627 Pine Street

Dominoes: the only game where slamming a tile down makes you feel like a champion. Friendships teeter, strategies crumble, and someone always swears they “had the double six.” It’s part math, part luck, all drama. Warning: trash talk guaranteed. Play at your own risk—and never trust the quiet player!

Bridge

Submitted by billing@newslj.com on 2 June 2025

Weston County Senior Center, 627 Pine Street

Bridge cards: where friendships are tested, tempers flare, and bidding wars rival world politics. One moment you're a genius, the next you're disowned by your partner. It's not just a game—it’s therapy, comedy, and subtle revenge. Bring your best poker face… and maybe a helmet. Bridge: hilariously intense since forever.

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