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Exercise Class

Submitted by billing@newslj.com on 17 March 2025

Weston County Senior Center, 627 Pine Street

In today’s exercise class, we stretched so much, I think I became a human rubber band. The instructor said, "Feel the burn," but all I felt was the pizza I ate last night reminding me of its existence. At least I’m flexible… when it comes to excuses!

Bingo

Submitted by billing@newslj.com on 17 March 2025

VFW Post 2516, 2990 W Main Street

Bingo night: the only event where you can feel like a genius for remembering numbers you never use. I’m here with my lucky dauber, a snack stash, and a prayer. The real game isn’t bingo—it’s trying to act casual when you accidentally yell ‘Bingo!’ without actually having one.

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